Most humans should be ground into cat food
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Most humans should be ground into cat food. (A very special holiday episode of Clone The Homeless!)
Sun, 23 Dec 2007
The Deans go out shopping for studio soundproofing materials, two days before Christmas, and decide that all humans who buy into the holidays and aren’t useful for manual slave labor or pleasuring the king should be ground into cat food. Then they talk about turning your cat into a tribble, in a way that the cat doesn’t mind.
They talk about how to prevent identity theft, Ogling the asses of MILFs and GILFs at the mall (in front of your wife, much to her amusement), fashion tips for suburban slobs, misanthropy at the mall, Hugh Hefner’s bitches, genesis of Colbert and The Daily Show, mall punks, “It’s whore-ible!”, pervertibles, how Christmas contributes to global warming, soundproofing your home studio, and protecting the nest.
Entire episode recorded on location at some mall with the Zoom H2 portable handy recorder.
December 27th, 2007 at 4:11 am
Great episode! I agree — the field recordings are fun.
You and DJ are absolutely hilarious with your commentary and it’s cool to hear all the background sounds and imagine walking through the stores.
My favorite moment was when you found your book on the shelf. That was just great. It really emphasized the difference between you and all the potential-cat-food people around.
December 27th, 2007 at 10:54 am
Thank you. We sure had fun with that.
December 27th, 2007 at 10:56 am
Thanks! Mew!