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(From The XLog):

The right to use sex toys is getting an activist in Alexander City, Alabama, all hot and bothered.

Loretta Nall, a gubernatorial candidate in 2006, is steamed at Alabama’s Attorney General Troy King over his intent to prosecute adult shop owners for selling sex toys. So she’s taking matters into her own hands by asking touchy Americans to deluge him with sex toys.

Nall has organized a “Sex Toy Drive” and is asking all masturbators to get off their Purple Penetrators and hit King where it hurts, by ramming his mailbox with sex toys in protest.

“King is pushing this thing, but he doesn’t need to be sticking his nose in people’s business,” Nall said. “He’s making Alabamians look like backwater rednecks.”

It seems to be working. The naughty novelties have already starting penetrating King’s office, with ball gags, rectum plugs, and Hello Kitty massagers creating a stir with the stiff conservative.

Nall is practicing what she preaches. “I personally sent him a penetrable pink pig,” she said. “I was thinking of dressing up as a penis to his next appearance, but then people would confuse me for that big dick.”

Love it. Almost makes me wish I lived in Alabama (what am I saying?!) so I’d have a reason to send in a contribution.

In a general, hands-off-me way, I kinda like the idea of government. Good mechanism for providing roads, education, food and pharmaceutical safety, international treaties, things like that. Heck, even a defensive military isn’t a bad thing. But when government comes into my bedroom I get testy.

They can have my sex toys when they pry them from my slippery, dead hands.

-DJD

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