“HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN’S BRAINS OUT”
This book is ostensibly sex advice, and has a lot of that, and it’s good. But it also goes off on some interesting rants.
Here’s a rant I particularly like:
The Pope blames pornography for the disintegration of the family unit. I blame the Roman Catholic Church for the disintegration of the family unit.
Since the Church opposes all forms of artificial birth control, the Church is directly responsible for overpopulation, which is the root of all major maladies the world over, as well as being responsible for the coming total collapse of the infrastructure of the world (some time around 2040, I’ll venture). And since the Church is to blame for unchecked multiple births by people not ready to have kids, this leads to boys being raised without fathers, or without competent fathers, which is the main cause for the generation of remorseless super criminals who will try to make your life hell in the coming technological apocalypse. These doods come in all colors, but you can easily spot them by their backwards baseball caps, cheap showy bling and very loud voices. They demand to be heard, even though they have nothing to say. (Except, “LOOK AT ME, FUCKERS!”) They have low I.Q.s, fueled with steroids, crack and malt liquor. They drop out of school at 15, the only education they receive is from “Grand Theft Auto” and Maxim. (Picture Mike from Marketing with a Glock instead of an MBA.)
These fuckers will rape your women for a laugh and slit your throat for a cigarette on Saturday night, and be absolved by a kiddie-touching priest on Sunday morning.
Defend yourself. Don’t spend your next paycheck on bling. Don’t spend it on the latest fashion. Don’t spend it on spinners. Go to WalMart, buy a shotgun, and buy a ton (literally) of ammo, now, while you still can.
April 24th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
not too many roman catholics in China (*:
April 24th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
steroids, crack AND malt liquor.??
what a combo!
April 24th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
# SkiP ＬｕｎＣｈ Says:
April 24th, 2008 at 12:29 pm edit
not too many roman catholics in China (*:
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Yeah, but at least China makes an effort at controlling population
April 24th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
HEy whats a “spinner” ? I must be doing okay since i don’t think i have one.
April 24th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
spinning hubcaps.
You don’t have them there in China yet? Odd, they’re MADE there!
April 24th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Wow thats the first positive thing I’ve heard about China in a Looong time! How refreshing.
Furthermore, on family units and values, .
…..they really got us trumped on that one as well. Its Solid
This is really the best thing about being Asian.
April 24th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Oh .. we got Walmart, ,,,but no GUNS. (*:
April 27th, 2008 at 3:49 am
Keep up the good work!
June 9th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
wow, secretly promoting your own book, how lame.
June 9th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
There’s no secret. Read the later posts about “outting myself” and also read the links on the sidebar.