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Old Skip Lunch

Wednesday, September 19th, 2007

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No, not “Skip Lunch is old.”

What I’m laying down is this: An old song from Skip Lunch, from when he lived in Jamestown, NY, which is where I met him. The song is called Lowdown. The MP3 is here.

I dig this. Not sure what kind of music it is. It’s sort of punk, but not generic.

Skip wrote it, played guitar and SANG! (he doesn’t do that much.) Bob-o-matic played drums on this. No one remembers the bass player’s name. Bass players can be like that.

Pass it on. All hail our favorite China corespondent, without whom, there would have never been a 10,000 Maniacs (Skip taught their bass player bass, and taught Natalie to come out of her shell, by giving her lots of LSD.)

But far far worse, I probably never would have been in a cool band without Skip.

How to get a job in Web 2.0

Tuesday, September 18th, 2007


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SO….I have a lot of time on my hands, and I also work a lot….on a lot of different projects. I spend many hours a day parked in front of a computer. I turn my laptop on at 2 PM when I wake up and it’s on until 6 AM when I go to sleep. And I’m pretty much on it, on and off, all my waking hours.

It’s sometimes hard to tell which of this time is work, what part of it is just fun, what’s promotion for previous projects and what’s research for future projects. Sometimes it all kinda blends together. I mean who can say that surfing links for three hours on Wikipedia or posting on some blog isn’t work, isn’t part of my job? It’s all good, it’s all learning, and everything I do helps everything else I’ll ever do in the future.

I recently posted some comments on the O’Reilly Digital Media site on David Battino’s post about the new H2 Recorder. (I have an H2 and love it.) David followed some of my links, liked some of my writing on Stink Fight and elsewhere, and contacted me with an offer of work.

I had no idea David was the editor of that site or that they were looking to hire one good, experienced writer with an extensive knowledge of digital audio, digital video and digital still photography, but I guess I fit the bill.

I signed the contract today, and I am now a writer for O’Reilly. The ironic thing is I’ve done work for them before. I edited DV Filmmaking Start To Finish, contributed to Digital Video Hacks and wrote an article for Make Magazine. I also did a presentation at Maker Faire in 2006. And David didn’t know any of this this when he decided to hire me. (O’Reilly is a big company, and there’s far too much going on for everyone to know everyone who’s ever done work for them.)

I really like working for O’Reilly and am psyched about this. They pay well, are respectful of their writers, and have a hip audience. I dig that.

One of the cool perks is that checks from O’Reilly have an etching of a tarsier on them. (Photo of a tarsier below, and also at the top of this post.)

So I guess the way you get a job in Web 2.o is be really good at what you do, but don’t look for a job. Mess around a lot on the Internet, post your thoughts freely, and be at the right place at the right time.

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The term “Web 2.0“  was invented by Tim O’Reilly of O’Reilly Media. –Do’h! See comments below)

The Adult Space Child Free Podcast….

Monday, September 17th, 2007

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…is a really nice show that I really dig. By a cool lady (with a great voice!) named Chris The Fixed Kitty.

This cast is about the joys of NOT having kids. Dig it. There’s too many people in the world already.

(and the current episode uses two of my nifty songs!)

http://gettingby.net/blog/nfblog/ 

Episode 52- 1 podoyear anniversary. Here’s the show! (direct MP3 link): http://www.gettingby.net/index_files/TASCF-052.mp3

Chris talks about a lot of fun stuff (especially about how cats and spouses are more fun than kids), and ends every show with “happy stuff.” Which I dig.

“The Adult Space Child Free Podcast” is NOT anti-kid, but rather it’s just a celebration of being fixed and child free rather than having kids by circumstances like a lot of people. It’s about making choices.  Oh…and she calls cats “carpet tigers.” I like that.

DJ and I love our fur children (cats), and are really digging the fact that we don’t have human ankle brats in the house. We’re very happy. And we love to listen to “The Adult Space Child Free Podcast”!

976-Becky Chat!

Sunday, September 16th, 2007

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Michael W. Dean and Debra Jean Dean have a chat with our new little friend, Becky Haycox. (Part 1 of 4) (And yes guys, she is cute and single!)

They all drive around Ventura, California, go have dinner together, talk about the redneck hipsters they see, hipster street homeless junkies, art, the Men’s Movement, the H2 digital recorder, how to get writing jobs in Web 2.0, O’Reilly publishing, Danny Plotnick, Thai Coffee, Crackheads in famous bands, mother/daughter boob flashing, and more.

“Clone The Homeless” episode 0051 on Michael W. Dean’s podcast that remembers when sex was safe and music was dangerous. (Free, and no iPod is needed to listen.)
http://www.clonethehomeless.com

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Twisted video of my nightmares

Saturday, September 15th, 2007

Fever Dream Fever. Collaborative effort with Scott Ligon, myself and Debra Jean Dean.

FEVER DREAM THEATER is an animated series based on the bad dreams of Michael W. Dean. Staring Michael W. Dean and a whole bunch of monsters, human and otherwise.

Drawing, sound effects and editing: Scott Ligon.
Writing and voices: Michael W. Dean and Debra Jean Dean. Music: Michael W. Dean.

Dirty, filthy blues quote of the week, (2)

Saturday, September 15th, 2007

It’s that time again…….

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So, kitties……More from our new series, “Dirty, filthy blues quote of the week.”

Each week around Sunday night (the longest period before more church, lol…) I’ll post a new quote from my friend Debra DeSalvo’s book, The Language of the Blues: From Alcorub to Zuzu.

I love this book.

The quotes won’t always be dirty and filthy (though sometimes they will), but they’ll always be great. And they’ll always be dirty and filthy in spirit, because it is, after all, the blues

Here’s this week’s quote:

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back door man

A back door man is the secret lover of a married woman. He’s the one scooting out the back door just as the man of the house is turning his key in the front door.

According to Clarence Major, author of Juba to Jive: A Dictionary of African-American Slang, “The back door as an entrance/exit for blacks working in white homes during and after slavery perhaps gave the idea of the back door a great presence in the psyches of African Americans.”

The concept of the back door man as lover may also stem from the post-slavery phenomenon of the sweet back papas. These were men who dodged a lifetime of manual labor~~the fate of most African American men in the South at that time~~by becoming blues players and living off of women.

“These big-town blues players…” Big Bill Broonzy told William Ferris in Blues from the Delta, “They lived like a king because most of them had women cooking for some rich white man, and they lived in the servant’s house behind the white man’s house.” Blues musicians had the added allure of extra coins jingling in their pocket from playing house parties and juke joints.

The lyrics sung to musicologist Alan Lomax by David “Honeyboy” Edwards one sultry afternoon in Friars Point, Mississippi in 1942 spell out the story. “Here’s my toast,” Edwards said:

My back is made of whalebone

My belly is made of brass

I save my good stuff for the working women

And the rest can kiss my ass

“Two things a musician likes, that’s whisky and women,” Edwards told Lomax. “And the womens likes us better than they do the average working man.”

Willie Dixon immortalized the back door man in a song he wrote for Howlin’ Wolf, who drove “Back Door Man” home with the conviction of a man who had slipped out of more than his share of back doors. According to Wolf’s long-time guitarist Hubert Sumlin, “Wolf loved that song…’cause he was one! Know what I’m talking about? Someone who’s with a married woman. The song consist of he got caught in these folks house, in this mad man’s house. Hey, the man was gone! And so he got caught and like he says in the song ‘If you see me coming out the window, I ain’t got nothing to lose.’”

But what about Jim Morrison’s leering cover of “Back Door Man,” rumored to have more to do with a proclivity for anal than for married women? Were Dixon and Wolf also hinting at knocking on a different sort of back door?

“No, it’s not all a that,” Sumlin responded in his calm and courtly fashion~~at seventy-four still too much the Southern gentleman to bristle at a gauche question. “I imagine some people do think that, but if you listen real good at the whole song, you would get more out of it than that. It’s about being at the bottom, running from a bad situation. Wolf, he did all this stuff. He got caught in that house and had to break out.”

According to Major, “In black culture, it [the back door] rarely refers to the anus, as it does in popular American culture.” By virtue of being white and singing to a white audience, however, Morrison gave “Back Door Man” a sexual twist~~which must have given Morrison the poet and provocateur an extra dose of satisfaction.

Songs:

:“Back Door Friend”~~Lightnin’ Hopkins (Sam Hopkins)
“Back Door Man”~~Willie Dixon, performed by Howlin’ Wolf

“I Crave My Pigmeat”~~Blind Boy Fuller (Fulton Allen)



(Excerpted from The Language of the Blues: From Alcorub to Zuzu by Debra DeSalvo. Published 2006 by Billboard Books, an imprint of Watson-Guptill Publications, a division of VNU Business Media. Reprinted with permission. ISBN: 0823083896)

My friend Boris Kafka teaching girls in Bangladesh a Beastie Boys song

Saturday, September 15th, 2007

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcckZbt6cbg

Me on “Nest of Vipers

Saturday, September 15th, 2007

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I was a guest on the coolest podcast in the world! Danny Plotnik’s Nest Of Vipers. On the “Young and the stupid” episode. Talking about all the mistakes I made with Bomb. neat!

Website

Direct MP3 link (50 megs)

http://www.nestofviperspodcast.typepad.com/

( show notes from the website):

Ah…to be young and stupid again. This week our guests share embarrassing tales from their youth, telling stories about foolish behavior that can be chalked up to a combination of inexperience and ignorance. Huffing film cleaner, shoplifting cheap wine, botching a major label record deal, and disobeying traffic laws are just some of the tales told on this episode of the Nest of Vipers. Hosted by filmmaker Danny Plotnick.
Guests Include:

Michael W. Dean is the author of the books $30 Film School, $30 Music School, $30 Writing School, and Starving in the Company of Beautiful Women. He directed the films D.I.Y. OR DIE: How To Survive as an Independent Artist and HUBERT SELBY JR: It/ll Be Better Tomorrow. Michael played guitar in the band The Beef People. He sang and played bass in Baby Opaque, and Bomb (Warner Brothers.). He keeps the blog Stinkfight and has an awesome podcast called Clone The Homeless.
Becky Haycox marches to her own homemade drum. A member of various creative communities, she uses more than her fair share of hyphens as crafter-blogger-actor-partygirl-teacher-designer-geek. However, she does not know the definition of turpitude. Her eclectic musings can be found at beckyhaycox.com/hamblog.

Lee Lynch is a filmmaker. His recent feature Transposition of the Great Vessels has been playing the festival circuit for the past year. He is currently finishing a feature length doc on the last wild Buffalo hunt in the United States.

NEST OF VIPERS YOUTUBE CHANNEL
You can check out movie clips of the music, movies and other cultural references we make at the Nest of Vipers YouTube Channel.

Engineered by Rodney Ascher. Theme by Alison Faith Levy. Logos by Lori Damiano. Photo by Debra Jean Dean.

Cheap Comix # 2 up for download now!

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007

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George Earth sent me another creepy cool issue of his “Cheap Comix.” I love this thing.

George is a good friend (one of my three true friends in Los Angeles), and I’m always happy to see what he’s up to.

6-meg PDF download of comic.  

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$30 Film School goes to real school

Monday, September 10th, 2007

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Michael Samstag teaches a class called Pellissippi State Technical Community College in Knoxville, Tenn. My book $30 Film School is the required text. The class is in its third year, and is now part of the full time curriculum at PSTCC. I’m totally honored by this.

Below is a video of a trailer for a horror film called “Hollow Rock” that his class made.

Dirty, filthy blues quote of the week, part one

Sunday, September 9th, 2007

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So, kitties……

This is part one of a new series, “Dirty, filthy blues quote of the week.”

Each week around Sunday night (the longest period before more church, lol…) I’ll post a new quote from my friend Debra DeSalvo’s book, The Language of the Blues: From Alcorub to Zuzu.

I love this book.

The quotes won’t always be dirty and filthy (though sometimes they will), but they’ll always be great. And they’ll always be dirty and filthy in spirit, because it is, after all, the blues

Here’s the first quote:

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ashes hauled

When Sleepy John Estes sang, “I need to get my ashes hauled,” in “The Girl I Love, She Got Long Curly Hair” in 1929, he was expressing the less-than-romantic sentiment that he was feeling a bit backed up and needed to ejaculate. Getting one’s ashes hauled does not necessarily mean that one participated in sexual intercourse. Any sexual act that leads to the desired result will do.

The term originated with the perceived need to visit a prostitute in order to “empty the trash.” This justification reflected the notion, dating back to the Middle Ages, that semen must be “regularly vented to prevent a poisonous accumulation.” (From The Slanguage of Sex by Brigid McConville)

Songs:

“I Let My Daddy Do That”~~Hattie Hart

“Let Your Money Talk”~~Kokomo Arnold

“Tired As I Can Be”~~Lucille Bogan

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(Excerpted from The Language of the Blues: From Alcorub to Zuzu by Debra DeSalvo. Published 2006 by Billboard Books, an imprint of Watson-Guptill Publications, a division of VNU Business Media. Reprinted with permission. ISBN: 0823083896)

Zinester’s Guide To Portland

Friday, September 7th, 2007

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Portland, Oregon is one of my favorite cities. First of all, it’s hipper than anywhere, and that includes San Francisco and Paris, France. Trust me, Portland is hipper than both. It’s got more cool anarcho-purple haired mellow stoner smash-the-state people running their own companies out of their bedrooms than any berg in the Universe. Sure, it can get a little self-righteous at times, but when people are right, they’re right. Even if they’re so right that they’re left. (Or something like that….)

I love Portland. The airport even has free high-speed wireless Internet access. FREE!

And Portland is very accepting of anyone who ain’t bothering anyone. It’s the place in the world you’re most likely to see hippies, punkers, lumberjacks, lesbians and businessmen in the same coffee shop, and they’re not at loggerheads.

I feel bittersweet about Portland. It was the last place I ever saw my daughter Amelia alive before she passed away.

I’ve been to Portland many times, and I’ll probably go there a lot again. I’d probably move there if it weren’t so damn damp. Stuff gets moldy quick in Portland. But even so, it’s a great place to visit.

Microcosm Publishing has released a great book for Portland visitors called The Zinester’s Guide To Portland. It’s kind of Fodor’s if Fodor’s didn’t suck. It’s like “Let’s Go (Riot in) Portland!”

The Zinester’s Guide To Portland, 4th edition, (written by, and credited to, Microcosm Publishing, rather than any one person) kicks butt on most travel guides. It’s all the truly hip places, not the places that square people think are “edgy.”

This pocket-sized book tells you where the good places to skate are, where to buy underground comix, where to get cheap cheap cheap computer access, buy vegan food, find a wonderful thrift store, and much more. And it explains how to not end up stuck on the side of the bridge that isn’t where you’re going. (I wish I’d known THAT ten years ago.) And of course it’s got the Clinton Street Theater, a great repertory / art house theater that showed my movie DIY or DIE.

My only complaint is that the book doesn’t include American Dream Pizza, which is my fave Pizza place in the US. And I practically live in a worn-out T-shirt from that yummy dive.

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But all in all, I’d say The Zinester’s Guide is required reading if you’re gonna spend any time at all in Portland, the hippest place on earth.

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Tuesday, September 4th, 2007

Grizzly blogged about my blog post about a blog post about a blog post.

Rube Goldberg Week at PSPset.com

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

pspset w pspI just wanted to tell everyone about the start of Rube Goldberg week over at PSPset.com - which is my hobby site giving away free videos for the PSP, iPod and iPhone (and other MP4 players too i guess).

From The Official Site

Rube Goldberg (1883-1970) was a Pulitzer Prize winning cartoonist, sculptor, and author.

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Through his “INVENTIONS”, Rube Goldberg discovered difficult ways to achieve easy results. His cartoons were, as he said, symbols of man’s capacity for exerting maximum effort to accomplish minimal results. Rube believed that there were two ways to do things: the simple way and the hard way, and that a surprisingly number of people preferred doing things the hard way.

Rube’s drawings depict absurdly-connected machines functioning in extremely complex and roundabout ways to produce a simple end result; because of this RUBE GOLDBERG has become associated with any convoluted system of achieving a basic task. Rube’s inventions are a unique commentary on life’s complexities. They provide a humorous diversion into the absurd that lampoons the wonders of technology. Rube’s hilarious send-ups of man’s ingenuity strike a deep and lasting chord with today’s audience through caught in a high-tech revolution are still seeking simplicity.

Stop back to PSPset.com everyday for new Rube Goldberg inspired videos from around the world!

Check out our other free video downloads, including the current Top 10:

#1 - Night of the Living Dead
#2 - Superman
#3 - Merrie Mellodies: A Day At The Zoo
#4 - Whiteshine
#5 - Superman and The Mechanical Monsters
#6 - Chutes and Ladders
#7 - Merrie Melodies:Fresh Hare
#8 - How To Survive A Zombie Epidemic
#9 - Felix The Cat
#10- Breakup Breakdown Music Video

Why I didn’t get to see the whores in Amsterdam

Monday, September 3rd, 2007

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elusivekitty.jpg Because I was trying to help a sick cat the whole time I was there:

From my Fall 2003 tour diaries when I travlled around Europe showing my film “D.I.Y. OR DIE: How To Survive as an Independent Artist”:

This horribly codependent cat followed me all morning. I love her. Belongs to Wilam’s neighbor. The neighbor doesn’t care for the cat. The cat has bad mange to the point of her skin bleeding in patches. Wilam and I tried to catch the cat and take it to the vet. He and I were going to split the cost. We were going to have Wilam blow pot smoke on the cat to calm it down. That was my idea. I usually hate people that get cats stoned, but I felt it was medically indicated in this case. But we never got the chance. We tried everything, bribing the cat with sausage, setting a trap (she did go under it and eat the sausage, but just backed out of it when I pulled the string).

We tried just grabbing her, but pretty soon she knew what we had in mind and ran and hid by the river. I wish you could have seen me and Willam in leather gloves, holding sausage, running around saying “Here kitty!” in English and Dutch for two hours.

I didn’t get to see the city at all, but we thought trying to help the cat was more important. But the cat didn’t think so. I only ended up with cat scratches.

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Check out ALL the pix and diaries from my 2003 European tour with DIY or DIE.

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Real-video puppet short movie I made on my laptop while in Dublin.

Great computer wallpaper photo I took of a cup of coffee in Germany

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Bomb page on MySpace

Sunday, September 2nd, 2007

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A Bomb fan from Texas, a cool cat named Dave Braley, started a Bomb fan page on MySpace.

It’s here:
http://www.myspace.com/hitsofacid

Cool.

Good timing….I was feeling a little melpy today, and this cheered me up.

I love what Dave wrote on his MySpace (and he’s single, AND cute, ladies. Photo above.)

I love to be considered in the same company as barely legal barely dressed hotties:

Dave wrote:

“Who I’d like to meet:
People who like to have fun and are open minded and outgoing!! Just cool people!!! Also Michael W. Dean, Oh yeah and of course these HOTTIES below!!!”

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The shortest songs in history

Saturday, September 1st, 2007

Well, the shortest songs in history that have lyrics and a complete story or concept convied in the lyrics.

I wrote a song called IVY, and recorded it with my band “Drive By Crucixion” in 1993.

Here’s an MP3 of the song (.1 megs)

This song clocks in at 4.1 seconds.

The lyrics are “Ivy’s getting married and I don’t care, Ivy’s getting married and I won’t be there.”

This song was inspired by an even shorter song, “I Hate School” by the Landlords” (MP3 here.) This song is 3.4 seconds, but only 2.455 seconds if you don’t count the “1, 2, 3, 4!” count off. But this one has 4 lines of lyrics. My song IVY only has two lines.

The lyrics to “I Hate School” are “Teacher’s a jerk, I hate homework, let’s burn the school because I hate school!”

I know there are other songs (by The Melvins and by Painkiller) that are only one note long, and I know the White Stripes played a free concert that was only one note long, but these songs do not tell complete stories the way that “Ivy” and “I Hate School” do.

Taking Tiger Mountain (by Hilsinger)

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

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OK, this one’s a few years old, but I don’t know that most of you have heard it.

Doug Hilsinger, one of the two guitarist extraordinaires from my band Bomb, and all around great guy, released an amazing record a few years back…A complete reworking of the Brian Eno record, Taking Tiger Mountain (by Strategy).

I loved the original Eno record from age 12, and still love it. It was one of my formative desert island discs my whole life. And I love Doug’s versions even more.

Doug arranged and recorded covers of the complete album. He plays drums, bass and guitar, and my buddy Caroline Beatty sang. I think it’s pretty amazing. And so does Brian Eno. Eno loves Doug’s record and even wrote the liner notes for the CD. Listen to an MP3 of Eno’s answering machine message to Doug here.

Listen to two minutes of one of the songs (”Burning Airlines Give You So Much More.)

Read about the CD and hear more samples.

Order the CD from Aquarius.

BoingBoing blogs me blogging the KLF

Thursday, August 30th, 2007

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(How’s that headline for meta-nonfiction?)

The very nifty Xeni Jardin blogged today about the blog post I did about the YouTube videos about the KLF burning a million pounds and about their book “The Manual”.

BoingBoing post is here.

(photo from the Infinite Cat Project)

Excusez-moi, Wo ist el babelfish, signore?

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

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I was messing around with the AltaVista Bablefish program. Bablefish is a Web page that translates from one language to another. It’s especially fun if you take something non-concrete, like lyrics, and put it English to French, French to German, German to Spanish, Spanish to Portuguese and back to English. You’ll be rolling on the floor, laughing.

Computers are amazing with math, but not yet great with language. There are too many variables, to much “human-ness” to it: i.e. logic circuits do not do well with idiom, sarcasm, humor, in-jokes, etc.

I tried AltaVista Bablefish with the lyrics to the Bomb song, “Madness” (link to MP3 of song) and put it through all five languages. Here is the original:

Anna takes me in her mouth and spits me out in catholic guilt. She would like to show me all the pretty things inside her room. But I don’t want to go in there cause all I see is madness. You gave me lies. On that I based a book. You wrote a couple songs for me but I always wrote the hook. You paid my rent. All I see is madness. I fucked your friends. Walking around here with Band-Aids on your eyes? Happiness abounds in cryptic fields where the muse is cheap - she’ll sleep with anyone. And children have nice names. And privates run the wars. Anna your child’s gone unto the Garden of Eden. Anna blast a hole into the Garden of Eden. Anna your child’s gone to the Garden of Eden. Anna don’t you know your secret’s safe with me?

and here is the round-robin Bablefish result:

Ana makes the relative examination the opening me and escupe of the external part in the catholic of culpability. He has wished to the exposure of the inner part to me to all the graceful things of the relative section. But all he has not wished to comprise a cause, that is a verruecktheit of sees. They had given the lies to me it. In me I have created a book. The songs of a connection for me had written, but I have always written the hooks. They had paid my leasing. A lot that the v, are verruecktheit. I have kissed the relative friends. It encircles here with dae (the dispositive automatic rifle of input) of the adhesive tape in the relative eyes? The fortune has the abundance in the hidden zones, where the MUSE is little expensive - when duer me without the material, of that one. And the children have pleasant names. And the those that prevail execute the wars. Ana relative boy IDO to the garden of Eden. Ana interests affinchè perforates in the garden of Eden. Ana relative boy IDO to.

YouTube hyperlinks sure do look funny on paper…

Monday, August 27th, 2007

A number of YouTube.com regulars have put together the first of what they hope will be many issues of a zine related to the website they frequent. The zine is called “56K” and is available for order from their website: http://www.56Kmagazine.com

The “YouTube Community,” as it’s usually referred to, has spawned parties and gatherings from San Francisco to New York to Australia, so why not a zine? The zine is co-written by a dozen - some prominent, some not - YouTubers and covers everything from video cameras and file formats to Furries (people who dress up as animals as part of their sex life) to reviews of new YouTube features. At $5 per issue, it’s a little expensive for the zine format, but none of the 40 pages are wasted.

Nuns in Black Leather!

Sunday, August 26th, 2007

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So, in 1985, my college roommates in Charlottesville, Virginia were a hardcore punk band called The Landlords. Well, they were in college, I was just a bum. But they rocked.

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Released with permission of the band, here is their whole record, “Hey! It’s a Teenaged House Party” (named that even though they were in their 20s.) It’s great. Sounds sort of like “My War”-era Black Flag meets Minor Threat. Or something.

Except for “Nuns In Black Leather”, a great spoof metal song that is a straight-up rip of “Livin’ After Midnight” by Judas Priest.

Here’s the downloads:

–Single song: Nuns In Black Leather
–Single song: “Every Day’s A Holiday!”

–Side A of “Teenaged House Party” LP

–Side B of “Teenaged House Party” LP

(photos by arCh’VillEist Michael Buck)

Band members were

–John Beers: Vocals. Charlie Kramer: Guitar. Colum Leckey (as Eddie Jetlag): bass. Tristan Pucket: Drums.

John Beers (”Mr. Horribly Charred Infant”) and Charlie Kramer (”Mr. Anus”) were also in the Happy Flowers.

Landlords on Wikipedia

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“If I highlighted the “good” parts of Michael’s book, every page would be irridescent yellow.”

Sunday, August 26th, 2007

Great reveiw of $30 Film School:

“The other (and more important) piece of reference material I own is Micheal W. Dean’s book, $30 Film School 2nd Ed. If I had read this stuff in the 70’s, I would have avoided all the hassels and dissapointments that ended up killing my inner child. But I survived the decades, and now I do own the book, and it is, by far, the most useful, all-around handbook and reference I own. I’ve got so many bookmarks in it that I don’t even know what they’re for anymore. If I highlighted the “good” parts of Michael’s book, every page would be irridescent yellow. This, on the good side, is a must-have for anyone who is or is thinking about making a movie. (It covers just about everything, and is simply to the point. No fillers; no bullschmidt.)

“And thank you for adding me as a friend, Micheal. It’s an honor.”

–Chris

six words

Friday, August 24th, 2007

Famous French writer Thierry Brunet asked me to sum up my life in exactly six words for something he’s writing.

I wrote:

Love. Drugs. God. Sex. Sober. Redemption.

Thierry’s blog: Nova Cookie & Frozen Hell

Great interview Thierry did a long time ago with Hubert Selby Jr

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“….at 5:23 AM today I graduated…..”

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

Here’s a perfect example of my target demographic.

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Video of a kid named Aaron “graduating himself” from $30 Film School. Really adorable. He’s so energetic, and SO A.D.D.
And he’s working on a zombie movie! And gives his pitch in the middle of his graduation speech! And stops in the middle of his speech to tell his mom “I’M TRYING TO MAKE THIS VIDEO!!”

He SO reminds me of a young me.

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(I showed this earlier in passing, but had to mention as its own post.)


Free book book on how to be a rock star

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

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Download PDF of “The Manual” by The KLF.

The KLF are two cats from the UK, anarchist pranksters who strategically set about to try, and succeeded at, having a number-one hit. (”Doctorin’ the Tardis.” Horrible video here) This was despite the fact that they had very little musical talent, and even bragged about that fact.

They had their hit back in 1988 under the name “The Timelords” (and borrowed / sampled a few other better hits to do it.)

In 1989, they wrote a book (downloadable above) about how to have a number-one hit, which actually tells you, step by step, what they did, and very comically explains why you’re a friggin’ idiot if you even want to have a number one hit.

They had a few more top-ten hits, some acid house stuff, and the catchy club dance hit 3 AM eternal.

Then they set fire to and burned a million pounds cash (about 1.8 million US dollars at the time), most of their earnings, and filmed it burning for a documentary. Five-part video of that starts here.

I love KLF’s attitudes and ideas. I especially love the quote below, from “The Manual.” I agree with what they say here, a lot, and have talked to many drummers over the years who also agree:

“Black American records have always been the most reliable source of dance groove. These records down through the years have inevitably laid so much emphasis on the altar of groove and so very little into fulfilling the other Golden Rules that they very rarely break through into the U.K. Top Ten, let alone making the Number One spot.

“A by-product of this situation is that gangsters of the groove from Bo Diddley on down believe they have been ripped off, not only by the business but by all the artists that have followed on from them.

“This is because the copyright laws that have grown over the past one hundred years have all been developed by whites of European descent and these laws state that fifty per cent of the copyright of any song should be for the lyrics, the other fifty per cent for the top line (sung) melody; groove doesn’t even get a look in.
“If the copyright laws had been in the hands of blacks of African descent, at least eighty per cent would have gone to the creators of the groove, the remainder split between the lyrics and the melody.
“If perchance you are reading this and you are both black and a lawyer, make a name for yourself. Right the wrongs.”

When I showed drummer Michael Bérubé this quote, he replied, “Damn straight. One drummin’ nation under a groove– or, as (Flavor Flav of) Public Enemy once said, ‘Y’all can’t copyright no beats’.”

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(Thanks for turning me onto this, James Jose of Australia!)

Hammering the pixels by hand…

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

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I was talking with my friend Lydia about our first computers. Mine was old in 1991 (probably a 1988 model), a used Office Equiptment International (OEI) 8086, which had a two 5-inch floppy drives, a 1-meg hard drive, 64 k of RAM and a monochromatic (orange) screen. I ran Word Perfect 1.x in DOS on it, and used it to write some of what eventually made its way into Starving in the Company of Beautiful Women, my first novel.

I got a 386 running Windows 3.1 in late 1995, and didn’t get online (at home) until 1996, on dial up. I had a website by Thanksgiving that year, and had DSL by 1997.

Lydia responded with her story, which I find fascinating:

Technically, my first computer was, as vague as I can remember, an AM Typesetter, with a cathode ray, green monochrome screen. in 1983. My mother would have to type up the interface every time she needed to get working. These computers were huge, and we had two of them in our tiny apartment (later, print shop); they were bought for about $7,000-$10,000 a piece. I remember them being so big, that I could stand on top of one and jump down from it, as well as sleep under it. I’ll try to get the manuals for you to look at.

My parents used to do this type of graphic design work, using SGML (HTLM is a subset of SGML) - and the whole terminal’s sole use was for SGML layout formating.

Here’s some awesome images.

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The printer, a Dupont 7500 developer, looked like this:

 

and was about 4′X3′x2′. It was literally a mini darkroom, with photo-chemicals and photo paper that would get dark when the package got a tear in it.

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1987-1993 :
My next computer would be the Apple IIes we’d play with at school (when I was in kindergarten), and the Apple SEs.

Very soon after, while I was still in elementary school, we got a Macintosh Quadra 605, and I got one of the firsts CD-ROM drives for the Mac. One had to place the CD in its own plastic case, before pushing the case into the drive.

My first “Internet” experience was in the library, in 1992 on dialup BBS. They had a 9 baud modem, using IRC chat and posting on bulletin boards where people were playing Zork, but I had no idea what was going on (I’m still not very good at RPGs :-) and I’d be writing stupid comments. Not long after, because my friend and I were the “computer kids” of the elementary school, we got to spend our lunch time on AOL.
Yes, I remember when typing Amazon.com brought up a “reserved” screen with a construction bench image.

As for the IBM keyboard, I really liked that click. It made me feel like I was working. I have a real problem with “soft” keyboards, they don’t make you feel productive.

Revolution Summer in Frisko!

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

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Revolution Summer is the amazing new film by my really good friend Miles Montalbano (who edited my film DIY or DIE: How To Survive as an Independent Artist.) If you’re near Frisko during this, check it out. The guy’s a genius, and this promises to be a flick that really burns up the charts in the coming year.

 

And Jonathan Richman is playing at the opening showing, and he did the music for the film!

 

(If you don’t know who Richman is, shame on you. And if I say “He’s the guy playing guitar as the “Greek Chorus” in the film “Something About Mary”, and you go “Oh yeah, that guy!”, well, I can’t help ya……)

 

 

Anyway, dig it or be very square:

 

Revolution Summer at The Roxie Film Center August 31 - Sept. 6, 2007

Jonathan Richman performs at the Roxie Film Center for the OPENING NIGHT SCREENING on Aug. 31 @ 8:00PM.

 

REVOLUTION SUMMER, the feature debut from filmmaker Miles Montalbano, is a portrait of three restless young urbanites searching for meaning in love, sex, drugs, and political rebellion. Directed with a nod to the French New Wave, this Bay Area DIY production imagines a trio of responses to the current repressive climate. A sexy, dangerous drama that dances on the razor’s edge between anomie and violence starring Mackenzie Firgens, Samuel Child, and Lauren Fox. Jonathan Richman, who composed the original soundtrack, will perform live at the Roxie with drummer Tommy Larkins following the 8:00pm opening night screening.

 

Opens Friday Aug. 31 through Thursday Sept. 06 at the Roxie Film Center, 3117 16th St. San Francisco (415) 863-1087.

Co-presented by Film Arts Foundation and Noise Pop.


For more information visit http://www.revolutionsummerfilm.com or http://www.roxie.com

“I remember the 80s”

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

Even though if you remember the 80s, you weren’t there!

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WTJU DJ Michael Buck sent me another good one, this close up of his jacket, from 1984, back when I knew him in Charlottesville. Check out the band pins:

Joy Division, The Cure, U2, MX-80 Sound, Psychedelic Furs, Cocteau Twins, Throbbing Gristle, Xmal Deutschland, Adam and the Ants, Cabaret Voltaire, New Order, Depeche Mode.

Dig it.

(By the way, if you’d thrown all these bands in a blender and added John Coltrane and the Ramones, you would have had my band Baby Opaque.)

Debra DeSalvo’s new band, Devi

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

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My friend since way back, Deb DeSalvo, has a wonderful new band called Devi, and I’m really digging them. Check ‘em out here. The songs are great, the singing has soul. Damn…this kid has HEART. I’m proud of her.

Deb and I dated on and off for a decade. She’s one of the good ones. And we had a blast running around Germany while I was on tour with Bomb.

Deb was also one of my inspirations to be a professional writer, and she has a sweet and swell new book out, The Language of the Blues: From Alcorub to Zuzu. It’s informative AND sexy.

Damn fine art

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

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A guy named Mark Z. Ciarleglio is a $30 Film School grad and also does some damn fine drawings:

http://angstseed.deviantart.com/gallery/

I love ‘em all, and several even look like they’re done by different artists, or at least a few different personalities of the same artist. (Which is true of many of my favorite artists).

I love getting fan mail from damn talented people. This guy made my day.

Damn, I love my life.

Ladies and gentlemen, The Beanweevils!

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

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Check out The Beanweevils and download some of their tunes free.

The singer, Bean, used to be my roommate in Frisko, and we’re still friends. (He’s one of only 4 people in that town that I’ve given my new phone number to.)

The Beanweevils are dirty, filthy pop that would probably make Frank Zappa proud. Great musicianship, tight playing and wonderful chewy pop songwriting and harmonies.

Someone (me perhaps? Details are hazy) once described them as “The Partridge Family on crack.”

Song titles include: Strip Club, Everybody’s Out to Fuck You, Deadhead and “Notice me!”

I dig ‘em, you should too.

DIY or DIE trailer for your portable device

Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

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My friend Blaine Graboyes runs a website called PSPset that provides free content for your PSP, iPod, iPhone, etc. They have the trailer up for my movie, D.I.Y. OR DIE: How To Survive as an Independent Artist.

“DIY or DIE” is a celebration of the underdog! FEATURING interviews with:
Lydia Lunch, Ian MacKaye (Fugazi), J Mascis (Dinosaur jr.), Jim Rose (Jim Rose Sideshow), J.G.Thirlwell (Foetus), Mike Watt (Minutemen), Richard Kern (Filmmaker), Ron Asheton (Stooges), Madigan Shive (Bonfire Madigan), Dave Brockie (Gwar) and more.

DIY trailer page on PSPset is here.

Blaine did the DVD authoring on DIY or DIE. He’s a great guy, and a really good friend of mine.

He was also one of the first people to run a DVD authoring company, before commercial DVD players were even available!

Old Guys Rock

Monday, August 20th, 2007

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Listen to my friend Charlie Kramer’s music.

He was my college buddy, except he was in college and I was an unemployed drunk. He’s now a government economist, and I’m not.

He was also in the Happy Flowers, and my online band, Deal Machine.

His music is fucking odd, and great. Check it out.

Baby Opaque online

Monday, August 20th, 2007

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Baby Opaque was a band I was in. Broke up in 1985. Predated Bomb. Recorded a song with Ian MacKaye. Our drummer (Michael Bérubé) is now a famous blogger himself (and a college professor.)

I tried to kill myself after this record came out, I thought my life’s work was done. Jeez was I wrong.

Both our records are online. Free:

http://www.babyopaque.com

(Some wag once said that the guy on the record cover above was “reaching into the pockets of the listeners.”)

$30 Film School grads and their great video blog

Monday, August 20th, 2007

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I was ego surfing on the photos of my office on OnMyDesk.com and ran across a posting from a guy named Sean Duran who said he had my book. I started writing him and found out he does an amazing he does a damn cool video blog with Peter Bryan Men called “Take Zero“.

It’s for indie filmmakers, all the stuff they need to know before shooting take one, and it’s a great and fun and informative little thing.

I’m proud of these guys.

Scott Ligon - fractured genius

Monday, August 20th, 2007

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Well, not really fractured, but the guy has heavy A.D.D. He even made a great movie about it, called Escape Velocity. Trailer is here.

He also paints.

He and I are working on a super secret project that may involve animation and may end up on your TV at some point. Seriously. But that’s all I can say for now, so go look at his stuff.

Don’t Drink The Bleach!

Monday, August 20th, 2007


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“Don’t Drink The Bleach!” is a cool film by $30 Flim School grad, Alex Yan, and Aneta Klusak. Trailer is here. This guy is whip-smart and going places. Proud to have helped teach him.

By the way, back when I was doing drugs, I saw a friend (Richard Carse, the guy who drew a lot of the Bomb art work) accidentally actually DRINK the bleach while we were high. Yuck. That guy’s dead now, but not from that. He was shot by cops. Long story.

Also, I’ve been seeing a lot of people online lately posting their $30 Film School diplomas. (The book comes with a CD which includes a printable diploma.) Here’s a wonderful video of a kid “graduating himself.”

I came up with the idea for the “$30 School” series, incidentally, because some former “friend” narked me out to some college and told them that I was lying on my resume and saying I had gone there.

I was really pissed at that guy, but I probably owe him a fruit basket, because my reaction was basically, “Fuck that, I’ll start my OWN college.”

I think for the third edition I’ll include an MP3 of “Pomp and Circumstance” that I people can play in their rooms as they graduate themselves and web cam it for YouTube.

If you are a graduate and reading this, send me a photo of you with your diploma and I’ll put it on here.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Rolling Scabs!

Monday, August 20th, 2007

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http://www.rollingscabs.com
is the new site for the Rolling Scabs. The Rolling Scabs were a short-lived punk group fronted by two 13-year-old boys. The group played several gigs in and around San Francisco in 1988. One of the kids later died.

We did a record with 4 songs recorded live at Gilman Street, and they’re all up online on this site now.

George Earth’s “CHEAP COMIX”

Monday, August 20th, 2007

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My friend George Earth is GIVING AWAY his 32-page comic book as a download, HERE.

It’s quite, um, unspohisticated artwork, but with brilliant and hilarious writing. Grab it before it becomes illegal.

George used to play in the band Switchblade Symphony. And he’s about one of three people in Los Angeles I welcome a visit from.

-MWD


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