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Li’l Debbie loses her virginity

Monday, July 21st, 2008

Well, we finally got to shoot our shotgun (which the wife suggested we name “Li’l Debbie) at the range. It was a BLAST, no pun intended.

You can see the expended shell flying out of the gun in this photo of Dollie:

Below are a few of the targets. We were told it was pretty awesome for first time. We hung the targets up in our window, facing out to our patio. Crime deterrent….It lets people know what they’re in for if they jump our fence and keep going.

You might be a redneck if….

Saturday, July 19th, 2008

…your wife looks better than you with a shotgun in her hand.

We got the gun today. 10-day wait was up. Yay!

And we did a series of pix inspired by American Gothic (this pic) :

(Note to self: don’t ever commit any violent crimes or these photos will end up on the evening news.)

Good little article about Baby Opaque

Friday, July 18th, 2008

This guy, D. Hydration, contacted me and did an interview with me about my band from 1984, Baby Opaque, and wrote a cool little thing about us. :

Funny…he says we were preoccupied with guns. We’re we? I dunno…but I’m damn glad I didn’t own one then.

We’re watching you!

Friday, July 11th, 2008

In addition to the shotgun, I spent 1000 bucks from my large book check this month on a six-camera infrared security system for the house. Works day and night. It’s cute and groovy, covers all windows, the door and the patio. Records to a hard drive. Yay! We feel even more protected.

(Peanut watching Poltergeist style as I set up the cameras):

And just for kicks, Fuzzy with his “Fuzzy Fountain”:

This first one makes great computer wallpaper:


Will-signing party

Friday, July 11th, 2008

Download episode 0070 of Clone The Homeless

THY WILL BE DONE. hy Will Be Done

Friday, 11 July 2008

Michael W. Dean and Debra Jean Dean, being of sound mind and body, have a will-signing party. Their friends George Earth, Becky Haycox and Lydia Lam come over and sign as witnesses. Everyone has a great time, nibbling good food, giving each other backrubs, laughing, and chatting. They play with some electrical devices, then talk about personal stories about The Mentors, El Duce, MDC, Franco from MDC, Danny Plotnick, Moterbooty magazine, and Bomb touring with the Flaming Lips.

They talk about Jethro Tull (greatest band ever, sort of), people who don’t take care of their kids, why all humor is to stave off fear of death, fun with guns, home security and spy cameras, and they wonder if Kurt Cobain was murdered or offed himself.

The Dean One-Page Plan

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

There are a lot of “time-management systems” out there. Some cost money, some are complicated, and some divide the world into two types of people: “Those who use our great system, and those losers who don’t.”

They all seem silly to me. So I invented my own: The Dean One-Page Plan.
I’ve been doing this for years.

I have a section about this in my upcoming book for O’Reilly publishing, YouTube: An Insider’s Guide to Climbing the Charts that I’m writing with YouTube rock star Alan “Fallofautumndistro” Lastufka.

(System text covered by Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported license. System is not patented or trademarked, it is in the public domain. Do what you like with it and pass it on however you’d like, just keep the name “The Dean One-Page Plan” in the attribution.)

The Dean One-Page Plan
It’s simple. It’s free. And you can start doing it right now.
I organize my life with one one-page document a week. Every Thursday (you can start on any day you like) I print out a page from a simple three-column, many row template I’ve created. The three columns are labeled “DO”, “BUY” and “CALL.”

  • Things in the DO column are things I need to do in the coming week.
  • Things in the BUY column are things I need to buy in the coming week.
  • People in the CALL column are people I need to contact in the coming week.

“DO”, “BUY” and “CALL” seem to cover almost everything I need to think about in a given week, month or year.

I include “e-mail” and “mail something to them” in the “call” part. You can change it to “Contact” instead of “Call” if that makes more sense to you, but I like the one-syllable-each simplicity of the sound of “DO”, “BUY” and “CALL.”

I keep the template for this document on my desktop. I print it out once a week (twice a week in a week with many small tasks), and scribble things out as I complete them. And write things in with a pen in the printed copy as they come up. At the end of a week, I print out the list for the next week, removing things that have been done, and adding things in to do. It really works well in my life.

You can download my template HERE, or make your own.

I deal with long-term goals by getting a calendar every December. I usually get one with kitty cats on it, but you can get one with whatever you feel like looking at for a year. Make sure you get one with a big enough space to write a few things for each day that you need to (like an inch and a half square). If you get as busy as you’d probably like to be, you’ll need it. I also write notes at the margin between the calendar itself and the photo at the top, for things I need to do at some point this month.

Enjoy your more-organized life, and tell two friends.

(Kitty photo in calender by Faith Uridel)


Is the president being impeached?

Monday, June 9th, 2008

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Is the president being impeached? (I hope so.)

I have been watching a lot of C-SPAN lately. It’s basically the only thing worth watching, now that all TV pretty much sucks.

Not a lot of people watch C-SPAN. So I’m one of the small percentage of Americans who know, at this moment, that Representative Dennis Kucinich is on the Congressional floor presenting his resolution calling for Bush’s impeachment. It’s a list of 35 charges, (list here) mostly Constitutional violations and Geneva Convention violations, and he’s been reading it for about an hour, and he’s about halfway through it. A member of the House of Representatives presenting a resolution detailing charges is one of the first steps in impeachment proceedings.

The charges range from election fraud, including disenfranchisement, to illegal wiretapping to illegal torture, to lying about our reasons for going to war, to handing out padded military contracts to his buddies. And a lot more. I can barely keep up. And I’m as giddy as a kid in a candy store about this. So is Debra Jean. She’s glued to the screen. We both love the Constitution. A lot.

It’s history in the making, and it’s not even on CNN.com or Yahoo News yet. I think it’s an emergency meeting, because it’s 10:30 PM in DC right now. I remember seeing the effort to impeach Richard Nixon as news coverage on TV when I was a kid, but he was never actually impeached. (He quit before that could happen, and Ford pardoned Nixon as soon as he took office.) And Nixon was basically just going to be charged with, as I recall, one thing (conspiring to pay people to bug a hotel room). The charges being read against Bush are many, and many are far more serious.

Kucinich is quoting the US Constitution a lot. I wish Kucinich had made it to run for president. He’s smart, and has other things going for him.

I have a prediction: tonight on the Colbert show, Colbert will report this out of character, as he really is, not as his “alter ego” who would be outraged by this. He’ll just state it, and let people cheer.

Here’s a quick 20-minute podcast I recorded, and uploaded while the proceedings were still being read live. It’s about 17 minutes of the charges being read, and about three minutes of us commenting on it. We’re pretty much in shock. And pretty happy.

(behind every great short man is a smart, better looking, and often taller, woman)

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Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

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This must be a joke, right?

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

“Commentary: Make wearing a flag pin the 28th Amendment”

from

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/05/19/roland.martin.05.19 :

“…..we need to lead a national movement to demand that Congress and the states make requiring officeholders to wear a flag lapel pin the 28th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution…..”

–Roland S. Martin

Roland S. Martin is a nationally award-winning journalist and CNN contributor. Martin is studying to receive his master’s degree in Christian communications at Louisiana Baptist University.

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Pleh! (”help” spelled backwards. Thank you, the pet!)

I’m still gonna vote for Ralph Nader, but I really like what Obama said about how it’s more important to protect the Constitusion than the flag:

http://obama.senate.gov/press/060627-obama_statement_29/

Democrats tend to get under my skin, but some Republicans more. I get the impression that many Republicans haven’t even read the Constitution.

Regardless, I really can’t vote for anyone in the upcoming election. As much as I WOULD love to see a woman or black president, Hilary and Obama would wreck this country with unchecked immigration and unchecked social services. But McCaine, as much as I like his fiscial policies, is anti-abortion and very pro-war in Iraq. And very conservative on morals issues.

Bleah!

Is there any way we can Barry Goldwater? I’d vote for that guy.

I kinda liked Ron Paul, and apparently he’s somehow still in the race.He’s very into SMALL government. But he’s also kind of a nut. Still, I may vote for him.

Indie media mavericks Michael W. Dean and Joseph Matheny interview each other.

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Michael W. Dean and Joseph Matheny chat on the phone and there’s no way these two talkers could interview one or the other. So they rap together, in a concentric hypertextual parenthetical way, TCP over IP, about how to make money by releasing things for free, the coming apocalypse, a secret underground lair, and much more.

Indie media mavericks Michael W. Dean and Joseph Matheny interview each other. (Part two of two. from alterati.com)

Get the podcast here.

Get laid, or triple your money back!

Monday, March 24th, 2008

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Get laid, or triple your money back!

I ran across this really funny three-minute fake radio spot for Eau de Daddy cologne….

(MUST BE OF LEGAL AGE to listen).

“DIY or DIE” movie, free torrent for iPhone

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

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“D.I.Y. OR DIE: How To Survive as an Independent Artist”

Free high-quality iPhone/iPod rips, from the director. Torrent and media served from a 24/7 fat pipe.

Torrent here.

(Or here on Pirate Bay).

DVD, and all extras of “D.I.Y. OR DIE: How To Survive as an Independent Artist”. Director Michael W. Dean is giving away the entire film, encoded in high quality (30 fps, 800 kbps mp4 file, 640×480 size, with 128-bit audio, and no DRM). It looks great on an iPod, iPhone, Zune, etc., and damn good full screen on a computer.

Seven extras from the DVD (including interviews with Ian MacKaye, Steve Albini, and Lydia Lunch) are included.

FILM DESCRIPTION:

This film is a celebration of the artistic underdog! FEATURING interviews and performances from: Lydia Lunch, Ian MacKaye (Fugazi), J Mascis (Dinosaur jr.), Jim Rose (Jim Rose Sideshow), J.G. Thirlwell (Foetus), Mike Watt (Minutemen), Richard Kern (Filmmaker), Ron Asheton (Stooges), Madigan Shive (Bonfire Madigan), Dave Brockie (Gwar) and more.

Dean says, “People keep asking me, ‘Why are you posting the whole film when it’s still selling well on DVD? Are you CRAZY?’” Dean’s reply (in part): “It’s my gift to the world. People write me every day and tell me the film got them off their ass. I made the film to spread a message, not make money. And somehow, it still made money. That’s how I do things - it’s how I pay my rent on planet earth.”

The film on IMDB

Film site: http://www.diyordie.org

Our gay cats

Tuesday, March 11th, 2008

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Great pix of our gay switchy littermate boy cats, Fuzzbucket McFluffernutter and Peanut McFluffernutter.

Brian Childers obit in MRR

Monday, March 10th, 2008

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I wrote an obituary for Brian that came out in this month’s Maximum Rock ‘n’ Roll magazine (March 2008 issue).

(Thank you Barbara Vaughan for the wonderful photo, and thank you Pat Libby for helping make this happen!)

Touring the world without leaving your bedroom

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

A very cool guy named Torodd Eriksen from a town called Kirkenes (in Norway, on the Russian border) asked me to come tour the region with DIY or DIE and do Q&A and filmmaking seminars. He wrote me:

And after Kirkenes and Norway - you do the same thing in Russia. Russian societies are so hungry for artistic and political impulses. Generally speaking Russia is a safe country, but still it is one of the most unsafe countries for journalists. For that reason alone the skills and tools of citizen-journalism and documentation is very important in Russia……..

Beautiful sunny downtown Kirkenes:

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I replied:

Three years ago I would have jumped to do this, and probably would have tried to meet a pretty girl there, get married, and stay.

However, now I’m married here, really happy, and feel I don’t want to travel in an unstable region where journalists get kidnapped. I basically believe I would be considered a “journalist” by some people, because I write for this well-known media company O’Reilly, for the O’Reilly Digital Media site:
http://www.oreillynet.com/pub/au/3220

How about this. Why don’t you tour this region in my stead, show DIY or DIE, keep the money, and you can bring a laptop and I’ll do a Skype Webcam question-and-answer period at each show? You can hook me up to the video projector, you’ll take questions from the audience, translate to English, ask me, I’ll answer, and you can translate back.
Much respect,

MWD

Brian Childers obituary

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

http://www.punktv.ca/?c=131&a=3124

Same is going to be printed in the upcoming issue of Maximum Rock ‘n’ Roll magazine.

MWD

OMAHA PRIME GRADE-A BEEF

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

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Back when I was in college with Skip Lunch, in Jamestown, NY, Skip moved to Omaha, Nebraska (!) to “make it big in punk rock (!). He went to live with some women who ran a zine called BEEF, and played in a band with them. Band was called BEEF. HERE is a kick-ass 80s punk rock song by Skip with him on guitar and singing, called “Smell The Shit”. Check it out.

When Skip got back from Omaha, returned to the town he swore never to see again, I interviewed him on my college radio show on station WTJU. I said, excited, “So? How was it, man?” He replied, “Well, Michael….I slept on the floor a lot. Can I say ‘lesbian’ on the air?”

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Here, in Skip’s own words, is the story:

The recording was done in a bedroom on an 8-track Tascam cassette recorder. (I thought surly Skip meant “Tascam 4-track”. I’ve never heard of an 8-track cassette recorder. He said, “Nope. 8-track. About 3 grand in 1982.”

Skip continues: I had a vision. Made 6 songs for a demo. Sent them to bars across the country and every night at 5:30 PM I’d break into _______’s dad’s business and use the office “Watts line” (old-school business phone line) to call all over the country. Then we travelled to the last gig in Portland …where the van died.

Here’s the thing: I approached the whole thing like an instant gestalt. I got a daily planner and went to work while I was on welfare in Jamestown sleeping on the couch in a 17-yr-old runaway rich kids house. From the moment I committed, it all JUST HAPPENED , like an EST forum or a “Create Your Dream” seminar or something. I mean, I formed the band at that moment for that purpose and then just MADE IT HAPPEN.

Oddly there was no pressure or stress, just inspiration and free phone calls!!! (I remember breaking and entering, very spiritual!) The point is, it was all done from conception to finale in 3 MONTHS!!! Completely positive energy just rocking the whole time, like MAGIC. I’m sure some of the members fell from the perfect grace along the way, but not much.. We rocked Portland along with bands like POND.

And actually the most intense thing was this…before the eureka moment , I asked myself “What do I want to do with my life?” “Dunno” I said to myself “Well if you can’t make a long-range plan, choose a short-term one, and by putting ENERGY into that, the future will reveal itself.”

Well, it did. In Portland at the end of the tour, I met a Jamestown friend from the early 10,000 Maniacs there and he was in acupuncture school. (I now do acupuncture) *bing0! Whole thing was the point in my life actually and inspirational too!

–Skip

P/S My guitar on that recording was later stolen from me from the building where I made my free phone calls. Karma rocks!

Foxy reading of the US Constitution

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

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Debra Jean Dean reads the US Constitution:
http://www.debrajeandean.com/constitution/index.htm

Free Creative Commons audio book.

United States Constitution (with all amendments), read by Debra Jean Dean, engineered by Michael W. Dean

Audio file covered by Creative Commons, feel free to share and link.

“The best recording with the best voice of any free, non-DRM audiobook of
the US Constitution, anywhere.”

The lost Beef People E.P.!

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

 Beef People vinyl coming soon! read about it here.

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The Beef People at Muldowney’s Pub in Charlottesville, Virginia, in 1985. Brian on voice, Willie on bass (looking 12), me on guitar (looking 16).

When our hardcore punk band the Beef People went into Inner Ear studio in 1985, we had a totally inspired slam-bam-thank-you-ma’am drive-by drive-through recording experience.We set up, Don Zientara twiddled some knobs and did a quick check, and we recorded a half hour of AMAZING sounding amazing punk rock.

Half of this ended up as our only record, a 7″ vinyl E.P. called “Music For Men” (on John Beers’ “Catch Trout Records” label). (Download here.) The other songs never saw the light of day. We considered releasing them as a second EP called “More Beef”, but it never happened. Drummer Jack Massey sent me a CD the other day, and I was so friggin’ happy! I haven’t heard these songs in over 20 years.

They’re GREAT!

I think they’re better than the stuff we put out on vinyl.

I’ve digitally remastered them, and put them online for free downloads.

Click to download the song “Lots”

Click to download the song “Industrial Jelly”

or, DOWNLOAD A ZIP OF THE WHOLE THING (15 meg zip of Mp3s)

(MP3s removed because a very cool UK record label, Damaged Records , are releasing VINYL of the Beef People EP, combined with the unreleased tracks, which are great.)
These nine new (old) tracks are:

Fetus In Formaldehyde

Industrial Jelly

Living in a Gas Chamber

Lots

Move It

Pavlov’s Dog

WTJU Beef Talk

Kicked Out (demo)

Kids Under 12 Eat Free (Demo)

The six tracks from the Inner Ear session are: “Fetus In Formaldehyde”, “Industrial Jelly”, “Living in a Gas Chamber”, “Lots”, “Move It”, “Pavlov’s Dog”.

I play guitar on the them. Brian Childers sang, Willie MacLean played bass, and Jack Massey played drums. In addition, Brian played paper cutter and I played keyboards on “Industrial Jelly”.

To the best of my recollection, the songs are about the grind of work (”Industrial Jelly”), air pollution (”Living in a Gas Chamber”), consumerism (”Lots”), conformity (”Pavlov’s Dog”), laziness (”Move It”), and having dark secrets (”Fetus In Formaldehyde”).

I did not play on the demos:
“Kids Under 12 Eat Free” and “Kicked Out” (Though I sang on “Kicked Out” on “Music For Men”.)

Jack says of these demos: “Either Rob (Buckingham, the first guitarist, who got kicked out of the boarding school for having a girl in his room) or Willie played guitar on “Kicked Out” and Childers sang. I think Willie played guitar, Brian played bass and sang on “Kids Under 12″. I wrote the music and lyrics (sophomoric to say the least-I couldn’t touch Childers in the lyric department). We recorded both at Blue Ridge on a Tascam 4-track cassette recorder. I remember recording Childers’ vocals in the large shower area for the reverb effect!”

The last track, “WTJU Beef Talk” is John Beers talking on the radio about the Beef People (and the show the band had upcoming with Social Distortion).

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The Beef People at Muldowney’s Pub in Charlottesville, Virginia, in 1985. Some cute girl is checking me out. (Donna Bible, my girlfriend at the time.)

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Brian plays dead at the Blue Ridge School. Beef People bass player Willie MacLean took this photo. It’s so awesome it should be in a museum.

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left to right: Stephan Sadovic (friend of the band, student at Blue Ridge School), Brian, me. (taken at Blue Ridge School).

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Happy ending photo.

left to right: Brian, Willie, Beef People friend Tony. (taken at Blue Ridge School, though it looks like it could have been at a council tenancy in london).

Had a tough week - cat attacked

Friday, January 11th, 2008

In addition to finding out my buddy Pete died, yesterday was my dead daughter’s birthday. She would have been 24.

On top of all this, our cat Charlie survived a coyote attack last week. I saw her in the coyote’s mouth, yelled, coyote dropped Charlie. Rushed to vet, no punctures, she’s doing OK:

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The coyote attacked her about 40 feet from our front door. Good thing I’d gone out looking for her. Ten more seconds and she would have been dinner.

Amazing. Week.

I need a nap.

By the way, we used to let Charlie out in the day sometimes, but she snuck out at night when the beast caught her.

Charlie’s an indoor cat from now on, no matter how much she complains. She’s grounded for the rest of her life.

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Follow-up, Feb 15: Charlie is FULLY recovered, and doing fine. She’s a little mellower, and doesn’t clamor to get outside any more. And we don’t let her. She really is grounded for the rest of her life.

But she’s happy and mellow, and even getting along better with our little Squittens. Charlie is even sleeping with Peanut now, though she still occasionally still hisses at Fuzzbucket McFluffernutter.

We’re SO glad Charlie made it!

MEW!

Pete Matzdorff, R.I.P

Friday, January 11th, 2008

Just got this from Allison, who got it from Marie:

Subject: R.I.P Pete Matzdorff
Body: you might not know that Pete came down with the
leukemia in July. he fought it as hard as he could
but on mon. January 7 he lost his fight..
we will all miss him.

I do miss him.

Pete Matzdorff was my roommate in San Francisco for a year shortly after I got sober.

I didn’t like Pete all the time, but I did love him. And I felt a mystical connection to him because we were both born the same day and the same year.

Pete was a sexy, troubled, smart, punk rock body builder. Pete was a man’s man who worked on the docks in Hunter’s Point as a welder while everyone else I knew was either waiting tables or designing Websites for a living.

Guys wanted to be him, and girls wanted to be with him.

I saw him in LA about three years ago. He walked up to me from across the street, had seen me and recognized me. Out of the corner of my eye, as he walked up, I thought it was Henry Rollins.

Chatted a minute, he seemed happy to see me, asked for my phone number. I gave him my number, number, he never called.

Pete had his demons.

Jim Goad’s “Redneck Manifesto”

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

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Jim Goad is my favorite writer. Hands down. I’ve only read one book by him, The Redneck Manifesto (Full title - The Redneck Manifesto: How Hillbillies, Hicks, and White Trash Became America’s Scapegoats, and I’ve read a few posts on his blog, but I love the guy.

There aren’t many books I’d consider reviewing ten years after they came out, and this one tops that very short list. I’ve read The Redneck Manifesto four times, and am reading it a fifth time now. I’ve bought about a dozen copies on Amazon (used, sorry Jim…like most of your readers, I can’t afford retail for luxury items), one at a time, and sent them to friends. I think this book is the most no-nonsense explanation of the history of the western world ever produced. (And it’s heavily annotated, if you wanna check the sources. I did. They checked out.) The Redneck Manifesto should be required reading in college, if not high school and grade school. (Though I’m sure that would lead to lawsuits.)

Many people consider The Redneck Manifesto to be a dangerous book…Racist even. I maintain that it is not racist at all (if anything, it’s anti-racist), but it is indeed dangerous, as are most less-than-popular truths.

There are a few basic premises of the book. First, that poor white people are the ONLY racial/ethnic/social group that it’s still OK to make fun of. That if you were a person in charge of a TV or movie studio, or the editor of a paper, and you treated Jews, blacks, lesbians, Mexicans, Asians or anyone else the way they treat rednecks on TV and in movies, you’d lose your job. Many examples are given, but one of my favorites is that newspapers (including the New York Times) often spell out southern white speech phonetically in interviews and articles to show the accent. If you did that with Ebonics, you’d be fired, and probably sued.

Goad goes on to give a pretty compelling argument of why white guilt for slavery is a crock. At least poor white guilt. Says that the descendants of plantation slave owners are far more likely to drive BMWs than pickup trucks. And maintains that white indentured servants suffered as much, often more, and in greater numbers, than black slaves. (Indentured servants were not owned, and were whipped harder, sort of the way people beat the shit out of rental cars, but not cars they themselves own.)

This is stuff that’s basically true, but makes people want to kill you when you say it out loud. Which is a sort of racism on it’s own. It’s OK for any group to bemoan their past, except poor whites.

He states that white people are blamed for everything, but as a poor white man, as is with a poor man of any color, he has no control over the policies of his government, the media, or his ancestors.

He writes that questioning economic policies he has no control over is often looked at as racist, even when it’s not. He says that the questioning world banking (a concept so fucked and complex that many it takes an advanced degree to even begin to understand it) is not anti-semitic, it’s just anti-getting ripped off. He says that suggesting welfare reform is not racist, it’s just about money. He states: “I don’t want to pay for anyone’s baby, no matter what the color.”

Goad contends that racial prejudice has its current and historical basis in rich whites wanting to keep poor whites and poor blacks divided and fighting…That if poor blacks and poor whites realized that race wars are all bullshit and banded together, they would be a majority, and could take over the world, possibly in a very bloody manner for the rich whites.

Goad points out that rich whites find it easy to be politically correctly racially sensitive because they live in mostly-white gated communities. They don’t have to deal with black rage because it can’t reach them. And that rednecks and white working stiffs have always lived in neighborhoods that are far more racially integrated than the rich whites who poo poo the rednecks for noticing that race exists. Says that while there are no more segregated water fountains, people still are, and always will be, segregated along the color GREEN.

Goad says again and again, in funny and eloquent ways, what I feel is a very important simple truth: It’s not about race, it’s about class.

I love this part:

For all the showboat sympathy that the white middle and upper classes display toward black suffering, they don’t spend much time living or working alongside their downtrodden jungle bruddas. The redneck truck driver and the black gas-pumper share more life experiences than either guy shares with the corduroy-jacketed college professor or perfume-stinking society matron whose tear ducts gush with self-serving weepiness over abstract notions of injustice.

and:

Both Martin Luther King and Malcom X were shot to the ground at a time when they seemed to be transcending narrow white/black divisions and phrasing the battle in class terms.

Goad talks about how there aren’t many great working-class writers because the working class is too damn busy working to write.

I love this, because I lived it. It was harder than eating nails to launch my professional writing career while holding a day job. I had to work hard 60 hours a week in the evenings and weekends while still working 40 hours a week for over a decade. My dad couldn’t just write a check to send me to an expensive journalism school.

(My siblings went to good colleges, but parents took out second and third mortgages to send them, and kids took out loans.

(My parents were farmers until the year I was born. My family looked middle class, but were struggling.)

True to his name, Goad (which is his real name), loves to goad the reader. Some of it has a bit of a “a Modest Proposal” feel, especially the title of chapter ten: “Several Compelling Arguments for the Enslavement of All White Liberals”, which is actually one of my favorite chapters, even though I don’t favor the enslavement of anyone. And don’t think Goad does either.

I love Goad because he’s got a lot to say, but just wants to be left alone. I can dig it. He and I are both widely read people who both probably have a better day when our phones don’t ring. Goad complains about society because he doesn’t comfortably fit in to what it expects of him. One of my favorite lines in the book nails this well:

Interracial dating doesn’t bother me, but the very concept of dating does.

The Redneck Manifesto is all stunningly great. It’s amazing writing about amazing thoughts, and I highly recommend you buy the book today….Especially if you’re rich…buy ten copies, new, and hand them out at the country club.

It’s the end of the world as we know it…

Friday, December 28th, 2007

Come January 1, 2008, France will extend its ban on smoking to bars, discotheques, restaurants, hotels, casinos and cafes.

It’s the end of the world, and I feel sick.

More of Brian Childers singing

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

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(Photo of Brian Childers by Barbara Vaughn. Used with permission)

Well, I just finished writing an obit for Brian that’s going to be in Maximum Rock ‘N’ Roll magazine. Was the third hardest thing I’ve ever written (after my daughter’s obit and my mother’s obit.)

So, let’s party. Put some Brian music on your pod and rock out for life.

The Beef People EP, “Music For Men”: DOWNLOAD THE RECORD

(Most of the MP3s removed because a very cool UK record label, Damaged Records , are releasing VINYL of the Beef People EP, combined with the unreleased tracks, which are great.)

Click to download the Beef People song “Lots”

Click to download the Beef People song “Industrial Jelly”

Other music that Brian sings on:

>>Brian is also the voice saying “I’m happy all the time”, and he does the scream right after that on the Bomb song “Power of Suggestion” on the Warner Brothers Bomb record, Hate Fed Love. MP3 of that song is here.

>>Two songs by Drooler, the band Brian sang with in Berlin (he sang under the name “Brian St. Brian”): King of the Coal Mine and One Night on the SS Bahn

I’m still trying to get a hold of some Crawlpappy.

Love,

MWD

Merry Catmas!

Monday, December 10th, 2007

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Damn cool interview with me

Saturday, December 8th, 2007

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here: http://punktv.ca/?c=105&a=2932

Me interviewed recently, on a day that I was in fine form. On PunkTV.ca (great site.)

excerpt:

PunkTV.ca: How did you create natural and essential elements of story telling in your process?

MWD: I didn’t consciously know anything about storytelling, but I was always the kid when I smoked pot when I was twelve and all of the older kids would get me high so I could tell them stories. I was always someone people listened to because I could but a paragraph together on the spot. But I had never heard of three-act format, I’d never heard of it and since I’ve heard of it I’ve come to like it but at the same time I have lots of problems with it. We had a cut of two hours and 70 minutes, and they both just dragged on, so we felt that 55 minutes was where the film wanted to be, but I think that really the format of it is less of film making and more of an essay – basically this movie is a mission statement while the people in it kind of float by, and then there are six chapters, and they kind of start with the problem being stated and then people give their take on the problem. I guess it is kind of three-act format, but I feel that is follows more of a twelfth grader’s essay.

Photos of Brian Childers

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

Photos of Brian Childers, my friend who recently passed away. Photos by Barbara Vaughan, used with permission.

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Brian in 1985

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Brian (middle) in front of CBGBs in 1988

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Brian (left) with cute girls (Barbara Vaughn on far right)

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Brian (left) in 1990

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Brian in cool creepy makeup while in Bomb.

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Brian eats the worm.

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My good friend and old roommate, Kurt Shute; Greg Johnston, Brian Childers.

(click here if you are over 18 to see this photo, it’s got Jay’s dick in it.)

Brian when he was in Bomb. L to R, Michael Dean, Tony Fag, Brian Childers, Jay Crawford.

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Obit I wrote for Brian is here.

Guestbook for Brian, put up by his friend Dave, is here.

Remembering Eddy Sky

Monday, December 3rd, 2007

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Edgar Ivan Carranza (”Eddy Sky” to friends) was my good friend, and a was a roadie/go go dancer on tour for my band Bomb.

Eddie died of AIDS in 1995.

I am really missing him today for some reason.
Eddy was a really sweet guy. Great painter. Smart. Funny. Very beautiful. Very bisexual. And loved pleasure in all its forms. Including needle drugs.

His grandfather was the president of Mexico:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_Revolution#Venustiano_Carranza
Eddy told me that his grandfather’s heart is in a clay jar in a museum in Mexico City.
Here’s a song I wrote for Eddy:

http://www.kittyfeet.com/lil25.htm

http://www.kittyfeet.com/stuff/little25.mp3
It’s got an answering machine message from Eddy at the end of it. Telling me to come visit before he dies. I did.
Here’s the list of dead people I know:

http://www.kittyfeet.com/dead.htm
MWD

BOMB STORIES FROM BACK IN THE DAY, WITH JEFF RAMON, RABID BOMB FAN!

Thursday, November 29th, 2007

Download episode 0059

BOMB STORIES FROM BACK IN THE DAY, WITH JEFF RAMON, RABID BOMB FAN!

Thur, 29 Nov 2007

Michael W. Dean visits with his dear old friend Jeff Ramon in Phoenix. They talk about the early days of Bomb, seeing Bomb open for horrible metal band ‘Flotsom and Jetsam’ in Chicago, and people wanting to kill Bomb, people (including Jefff) stealing Bomb records, Jeff seeing Bomb play with Toxic Reasons in Palatine Illinois in 1988, Michael and the crazy stuff he did on tour, Jay Crawford trying to warn young Jeff about how being a Bomb might ruin his life, Tony being “the band Hitler”, some amusing Bad Brains stories, GE Smith, how to get Spin Magazine to write about your band at an empty show, why you shouldn’t beg for an encore…..and how it all worked out in the end for Jeff and for Michael.

Entire episode recorded on location with the Zoom H2 portable handy recorder.

From the Clone The Homeless podcast.

Grand Canyon!

Monday, November 26th, 2007

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Today, as part of our honeymoon, Debra Jean and I drove on a whim to the Grand Canyon. It took almost four hours each way from where we’re staying near Phoenix, and was TOTALLY worth it.

The Canyon is awesome, and I’ve never seen it before. DJ has been there, but not as an adult.

We loved every minute of the day.

There’s a few pix here on StinkFight, but the rest of them are at

http://www.debrajeandean.com/GrandCanyonWeb/grand.htm

I know it sounds like a cop-out, but I don’t really have any words to describe the awesomeness of the day. I’m speechless. And the pix speak for themselves.

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Me representin’ for my homies, The Echo Park Film Center.

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Me representin’ for my homies, The O’Reilly Digital Media site

Brian Childers, R.I.P.

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

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Jesus, I’ve had two friends younger than me die in the past two months. I’m depressed about it, depressed about the loss of Brian and of Liza, and don’t really have the energy to write an obit for Brian that does him justice, but….

Brian Childers was a great guy. Met him in Charlottesville, Virginia 1984 when I started playing guitar in his band, The Beef People. We stayed in touch, and he later moved to New York and was in the popular hardcore band, Crawlpappy. At some point, Brian joined my band Bomb for one tour, singing some and playing bass some, to free me up to just sing.

Brian lived in the Red Hook section of Brooklyn, which is literally the Last Exit To Brooklyn, and the setting of the novel and movie by the same name. Rough place. Last time I saw him (when Bomb played at CBGBs and was recording with Laswell at Greenpoint Brooklyn in 1990), we stayed at Brian’s house (directly across from the Red Hook Projects, the largest housing projects in the world, and a damn dangerous place to be). Brian showed me the spot three blocks from his home where some kid had shot him through the shoulder from a distance for target practice. He thought the kid was aiming for his head and missed. Brian was a tough motherfucker, and sweet as hell.

I am told Brian died of kidney failure.

Brian died last Saturday, November 17th, 2007, in Washington DC. I’ve confirmed this with two friends of his, including Rick from Crawlpappy.

Photo at top of Brian from six years ago sent to me by J Braltar. Thanks man! More photos of Brian are here.

(I have been trying to find Brian on the Internet for a few years, and don’t have a photo more recent than the one below, of me playing guitar and him singing, in the Beef People in 1985. If anyone has a more recent photo, please e-mail it to me and I’ll post it.)

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What’s under YOUR couch?

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

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Every month we pull out our couches and vacuum under them.

These photos show what awaited us yesterday…..A cornucopia of cat toys, both store bought and improvised.

Wife: “I’ve been LOOKING for that bobbin!”

Advice for artists when they’re doing business

Saturday, November 17th, 2007

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Whenever you’re dealing with the “biz” or a “mogul”, and they say something like “I really like your demo, I think we could do business”….Ask them, “Which song do you like best, and what do you like about it?”

(Or if you’re a writer, ask them which character they like, or if you’re a filmmaker, which scene they like.)

The reason is this: Businesspeople often sign bands they don’t understand. This isn’t always a bad thing…Sometimes the person who gives you a good deal but looks at your art simply as “units shipped” can do a better job marketing it then then well-intended person who loves art but doesn’t understand business. But it’s good to be able to tell if the person you’re dealing with really “gets” you. It will help you make better decisions.

When Bomb was getting courted by the majors, a guy from Atlantic records told us he really liked our music. When we asked, “Which song do you like?”, He said “You know, the one about….um…..girls.”

MWD

More “defending putting ‘DIY or DIE’ on Zune Marketplace

Friday, November 16th, 2007

(Post on Web forum board of Cavern Club, a very cool bar in the city of Exeter, UK where I showed DIY or DIE. Post is some punker’s response to the club owner posting my “DIY or DIE on Zune” press release. Below the punker’s response is my response to him.)

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edx wrote: Am I missing something here?
I presume the films makers at the very least empathise with the subject they are documenting? Actively choosing to hand this over to a multi national like Microsoft hardly seems inline with what I imagine the subject of this film to be.
The film itself might be available for free but it’s not being hosted by Microsoft for any reason other than to help shift some corporate product.
Hey! Maybe this is some sort of ironic comment on the relationship between DIY and corporate ideals circa 2007?!?

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Michael W. Dean replied: This is a ridiculous statement. And these sentiments are usually posted by someone who lives with their parents, or eats out of a dumpster. And the poster was usually six years old when I started putting out my own records booking my own tours.

I’ve been defending this film for five years.

I made this film to share art and to reach people, not to make money. And no money was exchanged in either direction with Microsoft (they got content, I got hits.)

And for what it’s worth, Microsoft came to me, I did not go to them.

I made money at the film over the past five years, but put it most of it back into promoting the film. (Not that there’s anything wrong with making money, but personally, after food and shelter, I basically spend all my money on art supplies, and on getting my art out to the world.)

(I toured US and Europe with the film, among other things, to bring it to the people. Showed it at Cavern Club too, had a blast. Thanks guys!)

I’ve replied to this “punker than thou” accusation at length, by the way.

Here:
http://www.stinkfight.com/2007/11/13/punker-than-thou/ (post “Punker than thou”)
and here:
http://tinyurl.com/39u6ur

Here is a list of the artists in my film who are selling their songs on the Zune Marketplace: Mike Watt, Fugazi, Lydia Lunch, Dave Brockie (in Gwar), J Mascis, Madigan Shive (in Bonfire Madigan), Steve Albini (in Big Black), Lynn Breedlove (in Tribe 8 ), J.G. Thirlwell (as Foetus) and Eric McFadden.

They are all selling their songs on Apple’s iTunes store too, except Steve Albini (though the record he engineered for Nirvana is certainly on there.)

I had nothing to do with getting these artists on either site, but none of these folks are fools. (Which is why I chose to interview them.)

All these artists’ songs, on both sites, are encoded with DRM (Digital Rights Management) restrictions. And are for sale.

Not that I feel there’s anything wrong with selling music, I do it myself with my own songs.

But note: I am GIVING away “DIY or DIE” for FREE, in NEAR DVD QUALITY, with NO DRM.
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All of “DIY or DIE” is also free on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDE5vvs1WxY

–Michael W. Dean
Director, “DIY or DIE: How To Survive as an Independent Artist”

Motivation for artists

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

The new dedication for the update of “$30 Film School”:

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  To my daughter Amelia Laine Worth, a really good artist who lost the luxury of time. January 10, 1984 - November 7, 2006. RIP.

Surviving the writer’s strike

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

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The only shows I watch are “Cops” and “The Colbert Show”. “Cops” doesn’t have writers, so it’s still airing. But I needed my daily dose of the man who will lead our Nation to victory, so I bought his book I Am America, and So Can You!

It’s pretty damn funny.

I especially liked the line “Upper-middle class is a meaningless term created by the Upperclass to keep the Middle class from joining with the Lower class when the revolution comes.”

And for you Chinaphiles in StinkFight land, the disclaimer on the back of the book reads:

WANING! Several reportages of illegal produced issues of this book from Glorious Peoples Republic of China stealing into bookstores. Do not! Buy only likely copies only authorized STEPHEN COLBER’S I AM AMERICA AND SO ARE YOU books like this one itself!
-Yours, U.S.A. Publisher

“$30 Film School”, ninth printing

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007

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I got an e-mail from the company today casually asking out of the blue if I could compile all of my updates for the next printing by, oh, say….Friday.

It’s not a new edition, just little touch ups of the second edition, but there’s always a lot of them. People move, people die, Web addresses change, software gets updated, etc.

I’m busier this week than a long-tailed cat in a room fulla rocking chairs.

But that’s what they call “a quality problem”……..I’m damn happy. It sure beats having nothing to do, and I’ve done that before.

My daughter died one year ago today

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007

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(Photo of me with Amelia, July 2, 2006, Echo Park)

(More pix of Amelia, some talking I did right after she died, and her obituary.)

My daughter, Amelia Laine Worth, died November 7th, 2006, from complications of leukemia. She was 22. She was an amazingly wonderful person.

It’s been a tough year for me. I’m sleeping more now, but still having troubling dreams and trouble sleeping a full eight hours.

But I’m hopeful. There’s not a lot to say that I can fit in a blog post, so I’ll just say I’m not despondent. I’m thinking a lot about Amelia, but am going through the routine of a semi-normal, if very introspective, day.

(I wanted to share with my friends on here about this. Feel free to reply on here, but  except for family, I ask that you please not call me on the phone about this today. I’m having a OK day considering, and it’s honestly not going to make me feel better  to talk on the phone about it. It might make you feel better, but it might make me feel worse. Thank you very much.)

I petted my cat Charlie today, and thought about how Amelia loved Charlie, and how much she loved cats.

I’ve decided to reprint here a few e-mails here that Amelia wrote.

The messages are personal, but not intimate in any way I think Amelia would have found embarrassing to share. I mulled it over, prayed on it, and also ran it by my spiritual adviser (Debra Jean).

I just want to share a bit of Amelia’s sparkly spirit here. These e-mails are from right before Amelia got very very sick.

I saw her again after this, and was about to fly up and see her again when she died.

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7/2/2006

Hey Dad,

I had a great time hanging out with you two today! I can’t stress how much I enjoyed your new movie. I feel like for a while now I’ve just been surviving, getting to the next dr’s appt, the next class, trying to survive and trying to graduate and not focusing on the little things…I guess in the overarching things, you know, not the day to day.

And maybe it’s the day to day that I feel that’s getting lost, even though I’m making my art, and growing, and creating, and doing what I need to do, you know? But really, the movie put it all in perspective. Reminded me not to be so fucking selfish. I’m not the only one in the world that will overcome hardcore stuff. It really struck a chord with me that a lot of people mentioned that he looked like he was on his dying bed for like fifty years and you can still live, create, survive tragedy and bullshit like that and come out a really great and powerful little buddha man.

I thought all this today watching the movie but didn’t have time to tell it all to you in person and besides, it’s all still stuff I’m going through and trying to sort through and it just didn’t seem the time or the place. So these are all kind of jumbled thoughts as I sit in a room with four other people listening to AFI blasting from computer speakers. But mostly I just wanted to let you know that I really dug the movie and it was a bittersweet reminder that life is worth a lot more than I may give it credit for when I’m bummed about cancer.

Anyway, yeah. DJ seems like a super rad sweet gal and I’m really excited for you. You two compliment each other a lot and she seems to have calmed and centered you in a way I’ve seen no one else be able to - all without damaging your radness or ruining your grooviness. I really hope nothing but the best for you both and was super happy to meet her. She’s nifty.

Anyway, I really am glad that we got to kick it today. Thank you so much for dinner and ducks and the observatory and everything.

love,
amelia

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8/4/2006

hey Dad. sorry I didn’t answer your call today, the doctors were in here. Here’s what I wrote in my blog today which basically sums up the last few days:

First off, YAY! I’m in remission!…but they still wanna do another biopsy in a week because there’s like…1-2% blasts still present. But isn’t under 10% in remission? Whatever.

Apparently I’m an anatomical anomaly. That bronchioscopy thingie that I had? Apparently I have like, an extra bronchial tube thingie in my lungs. So…cool. Right? haha right.

I had the spinal tap yesterday, and of course it was clean. Those fools. T